Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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