yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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