Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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