She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
