dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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