Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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