Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
