HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I AM VODKA MAN
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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