Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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