In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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