HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
