U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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