look no pants
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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