I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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