so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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