White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So. Much. Porn.
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