oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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