Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
