i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
whose parrot is this?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
