So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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