you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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