I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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