So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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