This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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