Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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