With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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