Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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