How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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