I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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