if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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