is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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