: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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