yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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