The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize