Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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