I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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