It's Friday. Sex?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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