Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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