Im at strip club and am horny
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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