I don't think brook has ever known best
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
