No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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