so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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