We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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