why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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