Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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