Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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