I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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