Nicole vs. Life
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
