his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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