yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
