There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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