Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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