weddingsv make me drug and hornr
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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