You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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