Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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