How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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